Special crack chapterSpecial crack chapter by ~chidodi
Special crack chapter
The two girls sat in the cargo plane, arms and legs tied together. Loki would have rather had them hog tied and gagged but the men had said that was “no way to treat a lady”. He really regretted not going with the creepy mercenary guys.
“Soooo whatcha reading there?” the eldest asked.
He ignored her, so she flopped herself over to look at him. “I SAID whatcha readin’?” He looked down at her with his best shut up look.
“Something from your house.”
She frowned and strained herself closer to him; he lifted an eyebrow as she started to read the title aloud. “…change… your… life… iiiiiinnnnn... six easy… steps?” Her face scrunched. “Wait wait wait,” said the younger. “You’re a god right?”
“Yes,” Loki replied in a monotone.
They started snickering, “and YOU’RE reading that,” they said in unison and burst o
I'm dating a demon :2P america X shy reader (ch 3)"you... are... what?!" you stammered.I'm dating a demon :2P america X shy reader (ch 3) by *HETALunatic
"just kidding, babe! we're at your place, look," you looked out the window again to see you were indeed standing before your friends apartment complex.
"oh... right," you said, blushing furiously. you quickly got out of the car and shut the door.
you heard another door shut and you could fell Allen's hand on your hip once more a few seconds later. you were about to say you were not going to let him in when your heel got stuck in a crack in the pavement. Allen caught you before you could hit the ground and picked you up bridal style, once again making you blush in shades you didn't know were possible.
"A-AL! I can walk by myself,"
"I don't get how you got this far in the first place, babe. how do girls walk on those things anyway?" Al asked.
Your sister would probably have said something cute or funny, (BFF/N) would have made the remark of the century but you just mumbled a “dunno,” and tried to hide your cherry red face.
Allen laughed a
Die Morgensonne | AustriaXReaderXGermany | Part 1Die Morgensonne | AustriaXReaderXGermany | Part 1 by ~ShippudenBlueKonan
Darkness was what she awoke to. Not utter, complete darkness mind you, as the presence of light in the room was still more than obvious. But it unnerved her as she forced her eyes open, only to stare up at a rather blank ceiling. So empty… and yet she couldn’t tear her gaze from the simplicity of it all. Something else came to her attention when she heard a gentle sound coming from through an equally as plain yet elegant doorway. She slowly turned her head in the direction and began to stand, legs somewhat heavy and clumsy, as if they had been stricken with paresthesia but without the tingling sensation. She pressed an ear to the door when she had stumbled over to it, waiting and listening to the sound that continued to sound angelic to her ears. After a moment, she let a hand cautiously rest on the door handle, slowly turning it and opening the door a crack with a small ‘click’. Peering out the opening with one eye, her gaze fell upon an empty hallway, much