Special crack chapterSpecial crack chapter by chidodi
Special crack chapter
The two girls sat in the cargo plane, arms and legs tied together. Loki would have rather had them hog tied and gagged but the men had said that was “no way to treat a lady”. He really regretted not going with the creepy mercenary guys.
“Soooo whatcha reading there?” the eldest asked.
He ignored her, so she flopped herself over to look at him. “I SAID whatcha readin’?” He looked down at her with his best shut up look.
“Something from your house.”
She frowned and strained herself closer to him; he lifted an eyebrow as she started to read the title aloud. “…change… your… life… iiiiiinnnnn... six easy… steps?” Her face scrunched. “Wait wait wait,” said the younger. “You’re a god right?”
“Yes,” Loki replied in a monotone.
They started snickering, “and YOU’RE reading that,” they said in unison and burst o
Dark!Country!Reader X Pirate!England [Part 6]Dark!Country!Reader X Pirate!England [Part 6] by Mistress-Of-Monsters
"You do know you're never going to get anything out of me, right?"
You watched England as he paced back and forth in front of your cell, muttering to himself every so often under his breath before pausing, asking another question, getting distracted, getting frustrated, then doing it all over again. You had been messing with him for hours, using a countless number of tactics to easily distract him and lead him away from his original question- all the while you lay comfortably on your side, arm propped up and head resting on your open palm, looking perfectly content despite the filth of the prison around you. 'At least in English prisons they feed you even if you just led a march of death and destruction across their lands...' you mused, wondering for a brief moment why they hadn't so much as tortured you yet. Surely they didn't think that putting you in some damp, dirty little cell would actually do anything?
"Honestly England, do you intend to bore me to death? If
I'm dating a demon :2P america X shy reader (ch 3)"you... are... what?!" you stammered.I'm dating a demon :2P america X shy reader (ch 3) by HETALunatic
"just kidding, babe! we're at your place, look," you looked out the window again to see you were indeed standing before your friends apartment complex.
"oh... right," you said, blushing furiously. you quickly got out of the car and shut the door.
you heard another door shut and you could fell Allen's hand on your hip once more a few seconds later. you were about to say you were not going to let him in when your heel got stuck in a crack in the pavement. Allen caught you before you could hit the ground and picked you up bridal style, once again making you blush in shades you didn't know were possible.
"A-AL! I can walk by myself,"
"I don't get how you got this far in the first place, babe. how do girls walk on those things anyway?" Al asked.
Your sister would probably have said something cute or funny, (BFF/N) would have made the remark of the century but you just mumbled a “dunno,” and tried to hide your cherry red face.
Allen laughed a
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